today hannah picked me up for school since thug life discombobulated in the middle of general booth. it was scary. not hannah picking me up, but my car dying. or steaming. or whatever. two men on motorcycles saved me (told me my fan belt was broken and my car was running ‘hot as shit missus’). swoon swoon swoon.
when my car died, no one stopped. i literally had eight voicemails when i got home (“hey oh man are you ok geez i saw you with your car oh man i was so worried.”) BAH! if you were worried you would have stopped assholes. but this really nice guy from animal control DID stop. as soon as he stepped out of his truck (which had legit lights that he turned on to save my car from sneak attacks) i asked him if he killed dogs when he caught them. he sighed and said not every dog catcher is evil. i raised my (freshly waxed) eyebrows and he pinky promised that he didn’t. i was pleased and grateful that he waited with me while my mom and uncle came to fix my crisis. he was really nice. nicer then the message-leavers-but-not-do-anything-ers. the thought is what counts though i guess?
ian, matt, hannah, kev-o, and i went out to lunch after school today and now everyone knows i habitually bite styrofoam cups (or anything in close proximity made of sty-ro). it’s weird… i can’t help it.
tonight in wall-mart i saw a white girl, like seriously pale white, staring at the black girl makeup. i wonder what she was thinking about while she looked at the ebony tint bronza (just kidding, it said bronzer. i just wanted to flirt with the lines of racism). but really. it made me uncomfortable. she was like 12.
go download ’sweet child o’ mine’ by taken by trees. it’s so pretty, like my new macbook. if i listen too long, i’ll probably break down and cry.
also, i just got a text from caleb that said this: “Sometimes when i get into bed i laugh. Like a little chuckle. Bc the bed is so comfortable.”
i’m saving that forever. i couldn’t even come up with a response to it. hands down best text of my life.
i wonder how much ebony tint bronza i would need to switch races.
i wonder who has tried switching races with ebony tint bronza. i wonder if that 12 year old will.
this post is just as discombobulated as TL’s cracked radiator.
